Biblical Blasphemic Paronomasia
Posted: May 9, 2010 at 11:20 pm | Print This PostConversation starts at: Dana Linnell is working on sowing a place to become her creative repository, she thought about putting in some forums. I noted that hey, if you’re working on creating a community around yourself, sure. Dana tossed around names for her subscribers and shit, things like n3rds, g33ks, t3h_g33kz and what have you.
To segue, you, the reader, also must consider: What was once a oft-admitted practice is now not only mainstream, but coming close to being the societal norm. Yeah, thanks fucking Microsoft Windows for being such a lousy piece of shit operating system that every user getting their hands on it must pick up knowledge that they shouldn’t have to, to operate their equipment. What ever happened to grab it and it just works? But I digress.
A concept occurred to me, and I’m like OMFG you know what would be funny? And then I came up with this, based on some lines from the Bible:
Pwns 25:8 Boobs and Awesome are the Dana: therefore she will lead pwners in the way.
Pwns 25:9 The geek will she guide to dominate, and the geek she will teach her way.
Pwns 25:12 What man is he that feareth the Dana? She shall teach he in the way that she shall choose.
Pwns 25:13 His frags will swell at lot, and his arm shall consecrate the map.
ShariVegas 5:5 Blessed are the geek: for they shall inherit the earth.
I got a kick out of it, at least.
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I think I still like the last… I may put that up in the header of my website… but I don’t want to offend people that may be religious. I’m not going to make my website a basis for a religious argument x___x
And n3rds is perfect. My closest minions (i.e. you) will be g33ks.